It's...

Just.

Fucking.

Hair.

I am, of course, referring to this story, about Britney Spears cutting her hair off.

Now, don't get me wrong. Girls will be girls. And celebrity girls more so. But how much bullshit is one magazine writer expected to write about a girl who cut her hair off? Maybe it's just a cry for attention - which, if you look around the media, has worked. Or, perhaps, it's a publicity stunt to make her more money - maybe at buybritney'shair.com.

I'm an old cynic, aren't I?